SHAYYZ BROTHER

me ; oi eggshakes, its legshayz and abshayz today
jenson; RASHAYZZ !!

2hrs later
jenson; im NO SHAYZ FOR TMORO
me ; RASHAYZ

LOL so yeah fkn i killed jenson on legs day, and his abs are like fkd too soo gg to him brother. fkn bad kunt full go gym before party to get ripped to get laid tnite LOLOL fml i dono how his gna get up outta bed tmoro

soo you know those facebook groups that i like to join, there pretty funny, like .. i dono.. i like to discuss it with my friends cos its pretty humerous to hear what they have to say about the topics. like for example

"Taking advantage of Macca's free water."
- LOL i so doo that all the time. like fml i dono if u guys have, but when im feeling tight.. ill buy a soft serve cone 30c-50c and ask fora free water. HERGHHH RASHAYYZZ LOL thats the way for summer (Y)

and what about this group
"Not All Guys Are Jerks, You Girls Are Just Attracted To The Ones That Are."
- thats pretty true, you women complain n shit but yu noe, theres always a decent guy around the corner.. but problem is.. sum of those decent dudes are like BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, and just wierd sumtimes ? but dont get me wrong there nice guys, i dono but yeah women.. complain too much, theres plenty of guys out there, u guys just dont look hard enough

moving onto another group
"I hate it when I go outside and all these chicks start hitting on me."

LOL this ones simple.. johnny bravo, wata funny kunt LOL. and no chicks dnt hit on me as much as i wished.. LOL i dnt think any girl hits on me these days, how depressing lOLOL but it was a funy group so i had to join

next group is
"Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom"
okay this one.. i just joined cos the pics were funny like LOLLL






"To be TOGETHER, you need TO-GET-HER ♥."
- now this one is a good one, i rememba when donna said something similar like this to danai about karina. it was like in the moment ESHAY D&M SHAYZZZ LOL just a good quote


"hate it when u act nice to someone and they be a dick back to you."
- ahh this ones a bitch.. LOL yeah dnt u just hate it, like especially for someone like me, whos naturally a dickhead, and i go outta my way to be generous, and it gets thrown back in my face ? LOL fk that fkn step on da kunts head :@

"Hates it when you are so sure of something and it turns out to be wrong"
yeah this ones a noshayz, i hate that, LOL fml its happend a few times, but i never admit im wrong,, tooo stubborn for my own good. like that time i was argueing with nvm.. LOL NOSHAYZ

"Walking around the house in underwear."
- i gota be a g kunt for this.. LOL but living in australia, u got the freedom to do what u want in ur house ? true ? LOL SO YESHAYZ TO THIS (Y) THUMBS UP BROTHER LETS ALL GET NAKED AT HOME LOL

"paper beats rock? ok,i'll throw a rock at u & u defend urseself with paper"
- LMFAOO that ones good like yeshayzz.. so its quite self explanitory.. LOL WHO WANTS TO TEST THE THEORY. SHOTGUN ROCK

"My bed is so possessive. Every morning it does not want me to leave..."
- hahaha this ones goood.. LOL how many of you out there suffer from this... like fml i was almost late for my tafe thingo today.. and on most sku days this happend too.. like fml LOL always late

"Stop acting all innocent . . . we all know your a two-faced b!tch."
- hahaha u bitches noe who u are LOLL i aitn gna name names, but fark u bitches bro.. what goes around comes around !

"Shouldn't women be in the kitchen not joining groups? ·"
- ROFL i had to put this last cos it was quite funny please no flame

alright discussion before i zone outta this shit

If a girl says "It's fine" when you know it's not, should you a) Keep asking her what's wrong b) Give her some time and ask later or c) Tell her to "shut her trap" and bring you a sandwich? LOLOLOL i know yous are gna msn me and flip tits and just LOLOLOL

i personally think c




LOLOL FML LATERSHAYZ